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I'm not actually a cat. this is all an elaborate ruse to create mystique and allure. tell your friends. and enjoy the day.
story of my life

story of my life

(Source: getoutoftherecat, via playing-dumb)

Anonymous asked: will you please show us your vagina?

sure thing!

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what a beauty

what a beauty

want 

want 

alspancakeworld:

Lorelai: I think I’m dating LukeRory: What?!Lorelai: Im not sure, its just a possiblity, I could be wrong.Rory: But.. how? When?Lorelai: Well I went with him to his sisters wedding and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot, we ate and then we danced.Rory: Was it a fast dance, a slow dance?Lorelai: It was a slow dance, a waltzRory: Luke can waltz?Lorelai: Luke can waltz. Rory: Look how you just said Luke can waltzLorelai: What, Im just saying that I’m suprised that Luke can waltzRory: That sounded more like I’m suprised I still have my clothes on.

alspancakeworld:

Lorelai: I think I’m dating Luke
Rory: What?!
Lorelai: Im not sure, its just a possiblity, I could be wrong.
Rory: But.. how? When?
Lorelai: Well I went with him to his sisters wedding and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot, we ate and then we danced.
Rory: Was it a fast dance, a slow dance?
Lorelai: It was a slow dance, a waltz
Rory: Luke can waltz?
Lorelai: Luke can waltz.
Rory: Look how you just said Luke can waltz
Lorelai: What, Im just saying that I’m suprised that Luke can waltz
Rory: That sounded more like I’m suprised I still have my clothes on.

Eva, this is that thing I was talking about that one time.

(Source: jmiliam, via clubjewho)

But guys, is he gay, or europeen?

But guys, is he gay, or europeen?

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg, via chivalry-noted)